gamer-neck yakumo gets trolled

on twitter it’s illegal to read more then 600 posts a day if you read any more elon musk will come to your house and kill your entire family unless you give him 8 dollars

In other news, congrats to John Green for his freedom from bird hell.

returning to my natural habitat and scrolling down an endless feed for unlimited cognitive stimulation after spending time on twitter like an animal in the zoo where it was forced to refresh the same error message showing website for hours.

Welp that's 1 way to get me to be active here

Mans actually went and killed the only feature I figured even *he* would be smart enough to keep.

Happy 1st of July! Can’t see tweets logged out, can’t see tweets logged in. Is this the update that degrades the platform beyond repair?

elon musk kicking us all off of twitter the day after pride month

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Twitter is, officially, unironically, dead.

Early today, almost everyone was having trouble viewing anything on Twitter. Eventually Elon tweeted this: viewing limits for all users.

Verified accounts - people who buy Twitter Blue - are limited to reading 6,000 posts per day. Unverified accounts can only read 600, and new unverified accounts only 300. He later updated the numbers to 8,000, 800, and 400 respectively, but the impact is the same. And if you're not logged in, you can't see any tweets at all.

This isn't even interacting with posts, such as liking, replying, retweeting, or quote-tweeting. This is viewing. The one basic interaction required to use any social media site.

Elon Musk is clawing back every basic feature and pushing a pay-to-win scheme onto everyone still on the site. And what do you get if you pay? You get to be in a club filled with the most vile, racist, queerphobic losers on the internet who invest their money into crypto, NFTs, and all sorts of lousy scams. No sensible person is going to pay for that.

Once upon a time, Twitter was a fabulous hub for at-the-moment developments. If there was breaking news somewhere in the world, you could know it within minutes. It gradually became a general hub for people of all walks of life, from artists, activists, politicians, everyday ordinary people.

Now it's just a place where you pay $8 to lick Elon Musk's shoe.

To quote a good friend of mine:

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Lmao

Could Elon not ruin Twitter beyond repair

FOR FIVE MINUTES?????